Ode to a Kidney...

Oh Kidney, you rend the joy within my soul.
You do so much, so elegantly, without complaint.
Yet I cannot fathom the depths of your pathology.
Your glomeruli confound me.
Your tubules vex my very soul.
Your electrolytes confuse the living shit out of me.

In short kidney, you make me want to curl up into the fetal position...
I suffer from neophrogenic anxiety and acute interstitial glomerulo-I-FREAKING-HATE THE-KIDNEY-itis.

1 comment:

The Lone Coyote said...

I hated the kidney too. It was our last block of 2nd year and I was burnt-out and just over it. I feel your pain.