Adult ED conversation of the day

60-something yo patient, post-menopausal vaginal bleeding

Resident: Are you sexually active?
Pt: Nope, told you I was boring
Res: When was the last time you were?
Pt: Before you were born, honey

...later during vaginal exam...
Res: Any discomfort?
Pt: None at all, this is the most action I've gotten in 30 years!!

1 comment:

The Lone Coyote said...


Congrats on surviving 1st year.